sweetestnothing

Just so you know, this journal is "friends only". But do not dispair, it is mostly for formalities. I would love to add you.

So make like a good dragon and please comment and say hi so at least I know who you are


anything related to translation or artsy projects or whatever will remain public.

And one more thing: I work in an adult industry. I tend to talk about it in my daily life posts. It's never filled with vulgar details or obscene information, but I could understand why people may think that is bothersome. I keep them under cuts usually, but yeah. JUST SO YOU KNOW.

If you still don't want to be a stranger, come say hi

Hey, flist. How you doin? My day has been STINKY. My good friend was a butt-muncher, my friend's apartment was found to have bed bugs, and now I am doing 4 loads of laundry to try to wash away the angst and bug larva. By the way, the universe is so kind that they infested my best friend's room with the bed bugs despite the fact that they came from the stinkier, more disgusting roommate across the hall.


>:[


SO YOU KNOW WHAT? TODAY IS PIC SPAM DAY. MAGICAL, MAGICAL ASIAN BOYS ARE ABOUT TO BE ALL UP IN THIS BITCH. *farts* GAAAAH, SO GRUMPY


( COME ON MIRACLE BOY, MAKE MY DAY )

kind of feeling better today! Probably cause I got out of the house and went with Liza and got UNDERWEAR. But still drowsy and loopy. It's ok though, cause I refuse to lose

Here are some random facts about me. Cause its nice to remember who is on your flist every now and then, right? Right.

• I collect underwear. For myself. Some women have shoes or bags, I have underwear. Last time I counted, I was close to 170 novel pairs of undies. All stuffed in a giant rubbermaid.
  
• I have a bad habit of judging people that can't cook
  
• If I'm listening to a song, I need to finish listening to the song. If I'm in a car, I will drive around the block and finish the song. If I'm walking somewhere, I will walk aimlessly until I finish the song. Also, I am often late because of this
  
• I'm a very stupid person. I walk around late at night, I don't keep my phone on me, I often take dark alley short cuts. I am an accident waiting to happen.
  
• I'm a kleptomanic. I will often make a game out of it. But I never steal from friends. Unless its food. I take people's food all the time.
  
• because of this, I have a fascination of inspecting people's refrigerators
  
• I have trashy taste in music.
  
• I have a hard time listening to music and sitting still. Because of this, most of the songs I listen to as "workout songs"
  
• I have serve avoidance anxiety
  
• I have a mole in my belly-button
  
• I talk to myself quite frequently
  
• I cannot properly pronouce words with an "al" syllable. Words like "calf", "half", and for some reason "sandwich" come out wrong. I think there is a video on the internet of me failing at this
  
• I pretned to be really into video games, but when I think about, I only really commit to rhythm games. I'm a lazy gamer
  
• I love foods that make crunchy noises. Specifically creme burlee and fresh grapes
  
• I'm really bad at baking. I can't even make pancakes
  
• I really like giving people random gifts, but its really just an expression of how bad I am at directly communicating to others.
  

Ohno: I play some music and stare into space. What kind of music do I play? I’m not really sure myself, somehow. In any case, it’s a relaxing piece of music.

TRUE TRANSLATION: I smoke some weed, get blazed, and listen to Pink Floyd.




XD I <3 U OHNO

y'all ready to feel like a bunch of old people???

( 10 YEARS AGO I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GOING TO END UP THIS OLD AND BITTER )

TUMMY ACHE FROM HELL


Here, look what I made

( MONOCLE SMILE! )

I'M HAVING THE WORST FRIDAY EVER. It's so bad, I don't even want to talk about it *fake sob*

But instead, I'll share with you a stroke of....creativity that came over me as I tried to clear my head of bad things.

I'M WARNING YOU. THIS IS TOTALLY NSFW. It is incredibly distasteful and if you are a minor you should probably go away now or at least keep your mouth shut if the authorities ask you any questions

AND NOW A PRESENT TO YOU A TINY COLLECTION OF HORRIBLE MACROS :0 :0 :0

( Y'ALL BETTER OPEN WIDE )

I spent all day unpacking, which has led me to realize: holy crap, I own a lot of stuff. And a lot of kinda ugly stuff. And I don't know anything about interior design. But whatever.

Because I am participating in that stupid meme, I feel obligated to continue babbling over my favorite 5 amigos.

( Nothing to see here but me fangirl over Jun and talk about Arashi being naked )

Inspired by oronoda. This was probably a bad idea, BUT WHAT IS WRITTEN HAS BEEN WRITTEN.

Go on. Feel free to tell me how full of bullshit I am


( MY INTERPRETATION OF ARASHI FANDOM HOTTIES )

Within this space, I will babble about nothing but fandom stupids. Lots of fandom stupids. I consider it a gift to my brain after a day of hanging out with toxic cleaning chemicals and being filled with angst.

( FUCK YOU NINO )

Boy, have I been having a nasty last two days. When I usually fall into an emotional abyss like this, I get outside and stay the hell away from my room and my over-actively imaginative brain. But unfortunately, I've been sick, and forced to sit and gloat in my own grumpiness :[ :[ :[ It's going to be fine and all, I just thought I would start off explaining my motivations? logic? sad little world that I'm in right now?
Luckily, I'm feeling better, and what better way the to feel even more better (more better than better?) than reading an interview from my favorite person?


So, I brushed the cobwebs off of what ever part of my brain houses the JPN skillz (hur hur, as if I have any o_o), and translated the newest non-naked AnAn. I know, I know - what's the point of AnAn if you don't see any nipples? But do not despair, fellow Arashian perv. Our favorite miracle boy bares his soul and gives us a taste for what it might be like if we were to date the man.

( [THIS IS THE TRANSLATION] )

awww, isn't he the cutest thing ever? Feel free to leave a comment saying thanks. Or hello. Or discuss how impossibly sexy Aiba always looks in a long jumper. I tell you, it just ain't right.

MY DEAR FRIENDS


I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT







.......

WISH ME LUCK ON MY FINAL, OKAY?? K THANKS

First Aiba. Now Ohno. I hear by proclaim this UNDERDOG WEEK!

Ohno is quickly becoming my second favorite <3 This was a pretty touching interview too.

So here you go guys, some Ohno love!!

( It’s like this is all a dream and it is such a miraculous feeling )
:D :D

Ohno + Fish = best OTP ever. SHOW THIS POST SOME LOVE PLZ. I like comments the way Ohno likes fish - RAW AND DRIPPING WITH BLOOD!

Instead of studying for my finals, I've gotten into reading the random things that are collecting in my downloads folder. And then I realized, what better way to study for a Japanese final than write up a translation?

In this interview, we find out that Aiba is super modest, and should not be left in charge of travel planning. Maybe.

( I’m considered an attractive guy? No way )


aww, Aiba. It's okay. I'm horrible at planning trips as well. I'm also horrible at Japanese >.> It ain't perfect, but I tried.

As a note: In my translation, I kept changing from pretty boy, to handsome man, to attractive guy. In the article, the author used the same word: 美男子. I just kept changing it around to sound more...natural? less repetitive? Something like that.

So, hanami happened at the beginning of April, but I'm going to talk about it now, in a typical, LJ-delayed fashion:

Follow the flower for some more pretties via flickr

Sakura is everywhere you look during the season, but its definitely a requirement to actually go to the park and stare at all those pretty flowers.
I went to Shinjuku gyoen with my house-mate Hannah and, oh my was it beautiful. Seriously go check out those pictures. Its almost criminal how gorgeous those tiny little flowers can be.

On the way back to shinjuku eki, we had an interesting walk which included getting lost, buying some takoyaki, and going to a doll fashion exhibit. I wish I could have taken pictures, but typical of Japanese stores, you weren't allowed to take pictures inside.
Dolls usually creep me out, but each one was dressed by a specific fashion label (sexy dynamite, baby the stars shine bright, h. nato, etc.) so it was pretty spiffy looking. The rest of the store was filled with other expensive, spiffy looking things, so we spent some time window shopping. Ther was also a retro monster toy exhibit area. I finally broke down and bought a hello kitty keitai charm, and then found these by the register, which started a whole other adventure. More to come later.



Please feel free to check out more ridiculously pretty hana pics on my flickr. It will make you feel shiny and shoujo-ish. You might even transform into a magical girl - ya never know