
What faults could this lovely, golden cereal have? So what if Men's Health says its the worst thing to happen to children's breakfast, making it the reaper of children's diabetes? I cannot believe that this 110 calorie-per-3/4 bowl wonder-yellow food is a plague to humanity. Its just too...magical. It surpasses any honey, vanilla, or sugar expectations. Its mutha-fucking capn crunch.
I got this little bowl to keep me company while writing this post, and I've already gobbled up every yellow square in between typing fingers. What are these little squares anyway? When you were a child, did you ever try to rationalize what friendly artifact they were supposed to represent? My youthful guess was little sacks filled with pirate gold. I think that still makes sense.
ANYWAY...This post is supposed to be about my birthday.
( I baked a cake for my birthday )